Nothing Makes Me Happy is the villain song in the episode The Incredible Force of Joy (and The Incredible Force of Joy Live) and is performed by The Master of Misery
Intro: Some people say when the sun starts to set, it's the most beautiful thing that God has created. I look at it as just the beggining of night, I tell you it's so overrated. Some people find lots of joy when they see, a puppy rolling in the grass, I look at it as a dog who makes a mess, honestly i could really care less!
Verse 1: What Good is it? I ask you please, is everyone loosing their mind? How can anyone wake up so happy, while i just wast my time? Just putting a smile on your face, the whole world would see! that everything's gonna be just fine, well i disagree. Mister happy go-lucky i am not, don't even try and make me laugh! My funny bone broke a long time ago. Nothing makes me happy!
Chorus: Nothing make me happy (yeah), nothing makes me shy (yeah), nothing makes me see the fun, or leave my troubles behind! (yeah)
Bridge 1: Some look at joy, and say "Oh what a lovely sight!", well i loose my appetite.
Verse 2: When i was a boy only 8 year old, my world was full of lies, i got tired one day of saying "ha ha ha" and began this lonely fight! I saw the other kids playing in the yard jumping high and singing songs, that when i sat kicking at the dirt saying "brother there's something wrong!" boo hoo to you and the rest of the world, when i throw my rattle down!
Chorus: Nothing make me happy (yeah), nothing makes me shy (yeah), nothing makes me see the fun, or leave my troubles behind! Nothing make me happy, nothing makes me shy, nothing makes me see the fun, or leave my troubles behind! Nothing makes my happy yeah, nothing makes my happy. YEEEAAAAHH!